"Modern Automotive Technology and Other Absolute Nonsense"
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Originally posted by: carcynic on 01 October 12 @ 10:10 PM EST Think the economy is in the toilet? Are you or someone in your family out of work and can’t find a job? Wonder why? Part of the reason may be in your driveway. Today’s cars are smart. We don’t have to figure out…
Originally posted by: carcynic on 05 June 12 @ 08:37 PM EST This is a continuation of an article about the Safety of driving a Citroën 2CV. The first part of this article is here. Read it first. It also includes an interesting video produced by Citroen in the 1970’s. This is an article about Automotive Safety. To find…
Originally posted by: carcynic on 31 May 12 @ 08:07 PM EST This is one of many articles related to automotive safety here on CarCynic.com. To find other articles, just search for “safety” using the search box on the right. Edit: 25 June 2012 – Added comments about safety glass. One can take a quick…
Originally posted by: carcynic on 14 March 13 @ 11:03 PM EST With all the news about the newly elected pope, a few things caught my attention. Citroën makes a big deal out of it’s cars’ associations with famous people, including Popes. In a despicable attempt to capitalize on the Papal election (You know, kinda…
Originally posted by: carcynic on 24 May 12 @ 10:46 PM EST Driving and the Integral of Danger Here at CarCynic.com, one thing we’re not cynical about is automotive safey. When we discuss driving/automotive safety we’re going to mention something called the Integral of Danger. The point of the Integral of Danger is to attempt…
Originally posted by: carcynic on 17 August 12 @ 09:51 PM EST Science Ahead will be a regular column here at the CarCynic. To find more, use the search box on the left or hit here for a canned search for other Science Ahead articles on CarCynic.com [Link to be restored soon]. Here’s a quick test:…
Originally posted by: admin on 22 February 14 @ 09:10 PM EST The Carcynic’s Award-Winning Classic Automobiles are available for movies and commercials. It’s a great way to give authenticity to European, Eastern European or 1960s/70s USA sets or scenes. The CarCyinc’s garage is minutes from Central Florida Film Studios. Static or Moving. Terms Negotiable….
Originally posted by: admin on 25 October 22 @ 05:29 PM EST The CarCynic isn’t just Cynical about Cars. The CarCynic also prefers classic and unique trucks over the “contemporary” offerings. So when the CarCynic went shopping for something to haul his DJ equipment to car shows, you can be pretty sure the CarCynic didn’t buy…
Originally posted by: admin on 24 September 21 @ 06:35 PM EST What did the CarCynic Buy This Time? Hint: It’s not a Citroën. Check back soon for more information, and until then, you can send your guess using the anti-spam picture addresses to the left. Your email address will not be shared or sold….
Originally posted by: admin on 03 September 18 @ 11:37 PM EST – Updated Periodically. The CarCynic Provides Live Mixes and PA at a Car Show in Melbourne, Florida, September, 2025.Photo: VMA. It’s True, and not only that, but… CarCynic Sound may be available for your next event! The CarCynic can provide sound reinforcement to smaller…