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Last Updated by: admin on 08 October 12 @ 03:30 PM EST


22 February 14 @ 09:10 PM

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If you landed here, you probably scanned the QR Code on one of the Carcynic's Cars (or perhaps on a urinal some place).

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While you are here, please checkout the rest of the Carcynic.com website for Automotive Humor, Reviews, and Safety Information.

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Posted by: admin on 22 February 14 @ 09:10 PM EST [Article Anchor]


03 October 13 @ 02:24 PM

Franken Hog -- Modification to the Air Hogs X4 Helix Toy Quadcopter


In addition to Cars, one thing we like to play around with here at CarCynic.com is Quadcopters. For one, they are cheaper and take up less room than cars, so we can play with lots of them.

Air_Hogs_Quad_1 (18k image)

We like building them, modding them, and on occasion -- flying them.

We previously reviewed the Air Hogs X4 "Stunt" Quadcopter in this article.

Air_Hogs_Quad_4 (16k image)

Frankly, we were pretty harsh on it. We were especially disappointed with the fake (non-functional) trim controls, and it's overall flying characteristics. But we are not ones to leave well enough alone. Whether or not it's broken, we'll "fix" it. So I whipped out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and dissected my X4. Read on to see my modifications, and the results....

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Posted by: carcynic on 03 October 13 @ 02:24 PM EST [Article Anchor]


25 September 13 @ 08:02 PM

Vive le CX, or Maybe the C6, or Maybe the DS9 or...


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When Citroën stopped making the CX in 1991, it was "replaced" with the Citroën XM. but the XM wasn't a CX. While it was a fairly large executive car (at least for Europe), the XM was not as long or as prestigious as a CX -- especially a CX Prestige. It may have checked the "Executive Car" box, it never did replace the CX -- Not in sales figures or in the minds of Citronistas like myself.

Even typical Citroën haters (such as Mr Jeremy Clarkson) had kind words for the CX. Presidents (and dictators) cherished them. So did music stars. Producers and Directors filmed them.

People still compare the Citroën CX to a spaceship, aircraft, or car of the future.

It was not until 2005 that the Citroën CX (sort of) came back. It wasn't called the CX, it was given a name that sounded similar, but was in line with Citroën's naming convention of the time - C6. The long bonnet (hood), the curved rear glass, and the overall look were clearly reminiscent of the CX.

Citroen C6
Citroën C6 (Photo:Wikimedia User: S 400 HYBRID)

The C6 carried forth some of the CX's style, but sadly it never carried forth the CX's multi-million unit sales figures. It was expensive to buy and expensive to operate, and really did not offer any advantages over the more practical Citroën C5. If you wanted the luxury of the C6, and the ride of the Hydractive suspension, just order a C5, and pile on the options. You can still do this today.

So, in 2012, the C6 followed the CX into the automotive history pages.

But today, Citroën's Pierre Monferrini (DS5 Project Manager, and now head of the "C" Line) confirmed that another big Citroën -- another incarnation of the CX, in my terms -- is in the works. More than that, he was referring to a real production car, not a prototype or concept, although which markets it will be sold in was not specified. He also declined to reveal a name. By C-Line they are referring to Citroen's new "C-hyphen-something" line, like the also recently announced C-Elysee or C-Catctus. Perhaps the name will show its CX lineage -- "C-Eacks"?, "C-Axe"? Or maybe a nod to the C6: "C-Sicks"? Perhaps Latin - "C-Sex"? or Late Egyptian - "C-Sa'w"?

Whatever it's name, the chances of it being sold in the US are somewhere south of nil, but at least the legacy of my old CX Prestige Turbo II will live on.


Posted by: carcynic on 25 September 13 @ 08:02 PM EST


09 September 13 @ 03:11 PM

The (not a) Car I Learned about Today: The Air Hogs X4 “Stunt” Toy Quadcopter


In addition to Cars, one thing we like to play around with here at CarCynic.com is Quadcopters. You may have seen the areal footage of Citroen Rendezvous shot from one of our autonomous Quadcopter “drones”.

Air_Hogs_Quad_1 (18k image)

We like building them, flying them, and learning about new ones.

Today, We are going to review the Air Hogs X4 Stunt.

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Posted by: carcynic on 09 September 13 @ 03:11 PM EST [Article Anchor]


03 August 13 @ 04:48 PM

Warning: Science Ahead: Why Don't We See Air-cooled Cars Anymore?


Science Ahead

[Science Ahead is a regular column here at the CarCynic. To find more, use the search box on the left or hit here for a canned search for other Science Ahead articles on CarCynic.com.]

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Classic Beetle Air-cooled Engine
Photo listed as "Free to use, Even Commercially"

The Original (Type 1) Volkswagen Beetle is one of the most iconic cars ever built. Even just taken by itself, and not counting derivative vehicles such as the similarly iconic VW Bus, it was produced in larger numbers than any other vehicle platform. Regular readers may point the "Citroën Bias" finger at me again, but the same can be said of the Citroen 2CV. It's iconic, and it was produced in the millions.

What else do these cars have in common? They were both air-cooled.

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Posted by: carcynic on 03 August 13 @ 04:48 PM EST [Article Anchor]


22 June 13 @ 11:46 AM

Looking for the Aerial Footage of Citroen Rendezvous?


If you are looking for the Aerial Views of Citrioen Rendezvous '13 that is hosted on the Carcynic's YouTube page, Click here.

Better than that, since I'm such a nice guy, I'll embed it below. Use the icons at the bottom to watch full screen, or to go to the Carcynic's YouTube channel.

If you are looking for the official Citroen Rendezvous site, head on over to Drive She Said.


Posted by: carcynic on 22 June 13 @ 11:46 AM EST


27 April 13 @ 03:15 PM

Citroën CX Survival Guide - Part 2


To find more articles in this series, use the Search Box on the left, or Click Here.

In addition to this article, the Citroën CX Survival Guide - Part 1 has been updated. Please see that article for new information.

The CX Survival Guide is continued with more information about getting parts for our favorite French Techno-Marvels here in the USA. This edition has some more common maintenance parts such as fuel filters and oil filters.

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Posted by: carcynic on 27 April 13 @ 03:15 PM EST [Article Anchor]


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